CHECK OUT MY BACKSIDE
The other day I was in the supermarket parking lot putting groceries in my SUV when an elderly lady walked up to me and asked a question.
“What is that thing on your backside?”
I was stunned for a moment. Was this septuagenarian taking the whole cougar thing a little too far? I mean, I’m flattered, but…
Then I realized she was talking about the sticker on my SUV. The one that reads “26.2.”
After calling her a naughty minx for checking out the “junk on my trunk” and getting a nice laugh in return, I explained that I was a marathon runner and that the sticker represented the distance of the race.
She smiled. And as she started to walk to the store she turned and said, “Well, it certainly shows on you.”
Like I said, a naughty minx.